Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Supporting Healthy Breasts

Did you know there is more than one type of breast cancer? I didn't until I was blog surfing and read this.

Here I am in the midst of the Boob-A-Thon and this woman's blog practically falls into my lap. Talk about inspiring.

I urge all of my readers - please be aware. And if something just doesn't seem right, get it checked out.

If you would like to participate in fundraising efforts to benefit the Susan G. Komen for the Cure and National Philanthropic Trust, that funds important breast cancer research, education, screening, and treatment, you can do so one of two ways.

By participating in my Boob-A-Thon, which you can read about here or you can help my good friend, Jules, in her walk efforts, by donating directly.

Thank you, and please take care of yourselves and your ta-ta's!

Top 10 Men That Make Me Tingle

Fantasies, dreams, wishing and praying....whatever it takes, I sure as heck wouldn't mind waking up with any of these guys next to me.

10. Vin Diesel

9. Cuba Gooding Jr.

8. Patrick Wilson

7. Michael Buble

6. Cole Hauser

5. Dane Cook

4. Wayne Brady

3. Matthew Fox

2. Aramis Ramirez

1. Matthew McConnaughey

So, who's your top 10?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Things Kids Say

The other evening I walked into my son's room to start getting the bedtime routine rolling. He was right in the middle of playing his Disney Cars racing game, and apparently he really wanted to win, but was trailing behind the other racers.

While I'm getting his bed turned down, I hear:

"This game sucks!"

Excuse me?

Sometimes I wonder if he's 6, or if I missed a decade and he's 16.

Monday, April 28, 2008

7 Deadly Sins

Gluttony:Very High
Lust:Very High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 7)

A few more sexy entries.....all of which will also be earning $3 apiece from Sage!




It's not too late to participate! And if you prefer, you can remain anonymous (I will post your pic with just an initial/nickname/whatever you prefer and no linkage to your site).

Friday, April 25, 2008

Boob-A-Thon Lovin'!

Remember those fantastic Moobs I posted?

What? You don't remember? Well, then you've got to go check them out (I'd just repost the pic, but blogger is being an asshat at the moment and won't let me).

The owner of those Moobs has decided to participate with his own boob-a-thon of sorts -- he will be donating $3 for the cleavage from any of his readers that come here and participate.

How awesome is that? I think he's got a real thing for boobs.

So there you have it! Sage's cleavage-baring-readers will help Jules $5 at a time!


Thursday, April 24, 2008

Don't Make Me Hose You!

I told you all before about the guy with the sound effects (and from here on out, he will be called Mr. Sound Effects). Let’s just say that he may have been a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Long story short; he made a ridiculous comment after he had already done several things that would make you shake your head in disbelief. So the other driver that witnessed and fell victim to all of that nonsense ….. well, he hosed him.

Yes, Mr. Sound Effects was hosed down.

At that point Mr. Sound Effects calls the other driver (at home at the time) and exclaims (insert nasal-y I-might-be-a-little-light-in-the-loafers voice)

“He hoooooooossssed me!”

(And yes, it was all drawn out and dramatic like that)

As a professional, I was not impressed with this behavior. Hosing off a fellow coworker is not acceptable, no matter how stupid and annoying the person may be acting. (Seriously, do you know how often I'd have to hose off my employees? Kidding. Maybe.)

As the person who loves to laugh and truly enjoys the lighter side of things – this little nugget of information was hysterical. A grown man hosing another grown man because they can’t get along - that is priceless! (What I wouldn't have paid to see that! I mean *ahem* no, no that is completely unprofessional!)

After we got past the scalding involved when an employee decides to open fire with a water hose, we found the true hilarity in the situation and it has become a running joke around the office.

That driver (and give me time, I will properly name each of them for future references) will never, ever live that incident down.

Boob-A-Thon (Round 6)

Normally I wait until I have at least a couple new racks to share. However, this one is so unique they deserve to be displayed all on their own.

Ladies and Gentlemen ..... I present you with .....

Our first pair of MAN-BOOBS (Moobs?)!

Southern Sage:

What a great sport! If he can do it, so can you!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Things Kids Say

A recent phone conversation while I was at work and my mom called to let me know something.

First, my son got on to tell me that he got a Pawsome card at school. Not to be left out, my daughter says she wants to tell me something, too!

She gets on the phone....

" know triangles? .... They is shapes."

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 5)

More boobs as promised!

These all come from the same group - thanks to my boss, Gail (she has yet to send a photo of HERS! And yes, it does freak me out a bit that my boss reads here, what with the Dooce and Kristabella firing and all)

But all that aside right now, because I know what you came here for.


Stephanie, Jennifer, and Lori:


The Boob-A-Thon graphic in the right sidebar will show an up to date total, but remember that Rob will be MATCHING that amount with his own donation as well!! How awesome is that?!

Also, stay tuned as I will be announcing some prizes soon for the Boob-A-Thon raffle drawing!

Monday, April 21, 2008

The Tooth Fairy Has Cometh

My oldest lost his first tooth this weekend. He was so proud to burst into our room the next morning, waving his $1 bill around that the Tooth Fairy had left him!

And this is the adorable smile we are blessed with each day now...

Friday, April 18, 2008

Birthdays and Presents and Cubbies, Oh My!

Last Friday I was woken up by my daughter peering at me, saying, " knows it's yours birf day?"

It was a normal work day and all that jazz, but I was looking forward to that night with all my girls. And I was hoping that one of my birthday gifts from Mike and the kids was my Aramis Ramirez Cubs jersey.

At work, my boss gave me a gift and then early that evening Mike and the kids gave me all my goodies. The girls came over a bit later, and I was spoiled with plenty more stuff!

It was a wonderful day. Spent with people I care about (and care about me!), talking, laughing and having a good time (and the presents aren't all that bad either!).

I made quite the haul - and I GOT MY JERSEY!

Plus, my birthday festivities continued this week as Tuesday me, my husband and son were all treated to a Cubs game (with my dad). It was a joint present for mine and my husband's (the White Sox fan) birthdays. The game was awesome (Cubs won 9-5!) and it was nice to share in my son's first visit to Wrigley Field (one of the greatest places on Earth!) with my dad.

I'll admit, I was spoiled. But who doesn't enjoy that?

Thanks to my girls (Melissa, Donna, Nanci, Julie, Karyn, Deb) for celebrating with me, and for your thoughtfulness. I appreciate and love each of you. Thank you!

(And Thanks to my hubby, kids, & of course mom & dad (who I am still not sure if they are reading here or not) ... Love you Guys Too!!)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 4)

I'm back with MORE BOOBS! (And yes, I'll be participating myself, but you'll just have to wait for those ta-ta's!)

Please pass the word on, and if you haven't participated yet - there's still time!

So, for your next installment of boobies, I present you with:


Forgetful One:

Gotta love those ta-ta's! So, get going! Join
The Snarkalicious Boob-A-Thon

(And coming soon - birthday goodies & Cubs game fun!)

Friday, April 11, 2008

A break from the boobs

Don't worry, there is still plenty of time to submit your ta-ta's to the Boob-A-Thon! I'm just taking a break, awaiting a few more entries before I bombard you with photos of their gloriousness (is that a word?).

However, I did want to tell you that Rob over at The Nerdy Redneck has offered to MATCH the amount raised here. So in the grand scheme of things, folks, that means every pair of ta-ta's earns $4! So, go on ..... submit your photos now!

Boobs aside, I am celebrating my 28th birthday today. And I get to celebrate with a doctor's appointment this afternoon because I've got a swollen gland that is tender, along with some tingling/pressure/slight pain in my ear on the same side as the swollen gland.

At least I have this evening to look forward to. My girls will be coming over to spend the evening with me. I'm sure we'll share lots of laughs and eat too much. Oh, and we'll be drinking Rum Runners and Fuzzy Navels. I can't think of a better group of girls to spend my birthday with.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 3)

Holy Boobs, Batman! I'm getting boob shots from people I don't even know - but that's really frickin' AWESOME.

So there's not much else to say, except THANK YOU to those who have participated thus far, and to those of you that are thinking about it - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??


And now for our newest boob-contributors:

Kristabella (and a mysterious hand that is oh-so-close to touching those ta-ta's!):

Brandy & Michelle



Saturday, April 05, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 2)

More Boobs!


Lisa (look how creative!):

It's Not Too Late for YOU to Join in The Snarkalicious Boob-A-Thon!!!!!

Remember .... each unique pair of ta-ta's gets a $2 donation! Be sure to check the right sidebar for my "Rack"ed Up to Date total. You, too, can help!!

Email your photo with name & blog address to

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 1)

The Snarkalicious Boob-A-Thon

I just knew Manic Mommy would be willing to show off her ta-ta's! And.....she managed to bombard me with boobs of a bunch of her friends, too!

So, here's our first round of boobs for your viewing pleasure:


Manic isn't sure who this one is (I don't know....ask her! LOL):




Tricia & Manic herself:


$16 "rack"ed up right there!

For more information on the Boob-A-Thon, click here.