The Things Kids Say

Do any of you have kids that assume you were born yesterday?

For instance, the other night, my kids thought it was acceptable to take the belts from their robes and play with them.

They were in my son's room and when I appeared in the doorway, they stopped in their tracks, hands behind their backs, to which my son looks at me and says...

"What?! We're just two ordinary kids."

I swear, I don't know where he comes up with this stuff.