The Things Kids Say

The other day my son picked the hot lunch meal of a hamburger. When he came home from school, he was sporting a very large yellow stain on his pants.

So I asked him about it.

"What happened to your pants?"

"Oh, the mustard .... it like, dropped down."

"How'd you clean it up?"

"Well first, I wiped it, and it got bigger.......and then one of the lunch room ladies came over, and she washed it off for me. And you know what I told the lunch room lady?"

"What?"

"I told her that the school should buy a ShamWow!"

I think he watches too much TV.