Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Things Kids Say

The other day we had some errands to run, and I was anxious to get us all of out of the house at a decent time in the morning.

Mike disappeared and I asked my daughter where Daddy was. She told me he was downstairs playing Wii. Well, that is totally unacceptable when we've got things to do, and he's not even dressed! I told her to go downstairs and tell him to "get the show on the road". She does, and she comes back upstairs by herself.

I ask where he's at. She tells me still downstairs.

So I say "Go back down there and tell him that mommy said she's going to kick his ass"

She looks at me and says:

"I can't. Then he'll be pissed off!"


Melissa said...

I still love that she used it in context. That's pretty impressive for someone her age! ;)

mackey said...

hee hee
Kidss....u gotta love 'em!

Southern Sage said...

she was right too!

Blue said...

well and at least she showed some reasoning...I have a three year old who skillfully used the word asshole with extreme prejudice.hey did he ever wind up getting his ass kicked?

Swishy said...

Ha ha ha ... love it!

April said...

Holy crap. That made me snort! LOL