Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I think I blushed a thousand shades of red

The other night I spent the evening on my best girlfriend's couch, laughing the evening away.

Lately our conversations have taken a different turn, and I know much more about her than I ever thought possible (and don't get me wrong, this is not a complaint - it's just that she opened up a door and I've had to pick my jaw off the floor a couple times. Well, maybe not. Because I don't shock that easily.)

So, her husband walks in and announces that he's going upstairs to shower. We continue our discussion (at this point another girlfriend had also come over and joined us) and then I hear the water running upstairs.

At this particular moment adult ADD kicked in, and I couldn't focus on anything. Fearing that I'd be asked a question or that I was sitting there with my eyes glazed over, I interrupted and apologized for my bout with ADD and announced that all I could think about was the fact that my girlfriend's husband was upstairs. Naked. In the shower.

She took it like a sport, and just said "And he's right above where you are sitting, too!", to which I looked at the ceiling and felt the warmth rush across my face.

Even with it being completely non-sexual (I wasn't picturing him naked - just distracted by the thought that he was upstairs naked), I still blushed a thousand shades of red.

13 comments:

Melissa said...

LOL! What the heck else was I supposed to do when you said that...I did tell you the next day to step off my husband...;)

I'm beginning to think Srah truly thought I was married for 13 years and still a virgin...sheesh!

Anonymous said...

Next time, come up and do my back, will ya'? Food for though: I am in the shower every morning around 6:45am - NAKED!!!! ;)

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

As if the post wasn't funny enough, then there's the Anon comment. Awesome.

Sarah said...

OMG!!! JOE!!!!!!!

I will never, ever be the same.

Swishy said...

I've thought that before too ... ha ha ha.

Michael Tragic said...

I am in the shower....naked...writing to you...now....naked....right now.
:-)

Southern Sage said...

lol
y'all aint right.

Sarah said...

Crap. You all do realize my work day is shot to hell now, right???

Nanci said...

LOL, love the post Joe! Sarah, you didn't turn that red, just a lovely shade of pink, your favorite color.

exile said...

nothing wrong with drooling over forbin fruit

Martini said...

Most of the time.....my wife and her friends come join me. :)

Sarah said...

HOLY COW!

I'm blushing again.

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

Heehee!! Yer so cute! :)

Could you send me your email again? I lost it!