The Things Kids Say

So the kids and I are sitting at the table at lunch. Braeden mentions something about not calling anyone in the house fat, and that he'd never say that.

I agreed and said that it wasn't nice to call anyone fat, and that he shouldn't.

This is how the following conversation ensued (name has been changed to protect the true identity of spoken individual):

B: Well, remember that time when Kaelynn called "Timmy" fat?

Me: Yes, but let's hush now.

K: "Timmy" is fat. He has a really big tummy. (all said while nodding at me)

Me: That's not nice. We don't talk like that about other people.

B: Well... (pause) He is really kind of round.