Thursday, May 22, 2008

Is your butt subtle?

Did you know that you can get yourself some pads to stick inside your pants to make your butt more subtle?

And I don't mean the size of it.

No, my friends. These are pads that neutralize the odor of your fart.

You know, so you can be more discreet while tooting along down the aisle at the grocery store.

That's fine and dandy. At least you won't be killing anyone with your SBD's.

HOWEVER.....what do you do about the farts that, you know, make a sound?

It's not like you know ahead of time if a fart is going to make a sound or not upon it's slide between your buttcheeks. So why chance it just because you're sporting your new Subtle Butt pads??

YOU WILL NOT BE SO SUBTLE WHEN YOUR ASS IS IT'S OWN ONE-MAN-BAND!


8 comments:

Melissa said...

Damn, now I have truly seen it all!

mackey said...

lmbo!
Maybe someone will invent a fart converter. It takes the sound of your fart & changes it into a pleasant song:)

Southern Sage said...

I always carry one of those party favors that you blow and it makes a noise and rolls out then rolls back up!
so when I feel it coming on I blow out both ends at the same time then smile and wave at anyone looking at me!

Sassy One said...

First - I read the title as "butt stubble" and wondered who was shaving what...

Second - I think my husband could use one of those, although I'm sure he'd blow that apart too.

Proud Mommy of 3 said...

That's so funny! I want to buy some just for jokes, who the crap cares if they work!!!

April said...

Oh lord, what the HELL will they think of next?!!??!

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I wonder if they work to prevent the dutch oven effect. If so, I'm buying a dozen sets for my husband.

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

OMG that is freakin hysterical!!