Did you know that you can get yourself some pads to stick inside your pants to make your butt more subtle?
And I don't mean the size of it.
No, my friends. These are pads that neutralize the odor of your fart.
You know, so you can be more discreet while tooting along down the aisle at the grocery store.
That's fine and dandy. At least you won't be killing anyone with your SBD's.
HOWEVER.....what do you do about the farts that, you know, make a sound?
It's not like you know ahead of time if a fart is going to make a sound or not upon it's slide between your buttcheeks. So why chance it just because you're sporting your new Subtle Butt pads??
YOU WILL NOT BE SO SUBTLE WHEN YOUR ASS IS IT'S OWN ONE-MAN-BAND!
The Big Boo Cast, Episode 75
18 hours ago