Husband for Sale

*** HUSBAND FOR SALE ***

Age: 27 years
Condition: Good (decent body/slightly graying)

Details: Employed, non-smoking, occassional social drinker, handsome, very good father (has two children), enjoys video/computer games, watching television/movies, golf, or just relaxing at home. Prefers country music, but will listen to other genres. Can be very level-headed, or not. Does have slight drawbacks; has slight hearing problem when tv is turned on, does not cook, clean, do laundry or grocery shop. Has a habit of starting, but not finishing, a project. Will only help out when asked a million times first, and not before he accuses you of acting like his mother. Leaves toothpaste residue & beard hair in the sink, blows his nose in the shower, and often emits rank gas. Has locational difficulties - if it's not right in front of his face, it must not exist. Clothes hamper is just merely something for wife's dirty clothing to go in - his are much better tossed on the floor in random places such as: in the bathroom, next to the bed, or under the living room coffee table. Difficulty in telling time - a few minutes can mean anything from half hour to an hour. Has a lead foot and needs to be reminded often to slow down. Has had several speeding tickets and any more may result in heavy fines and/or suspension of his drivers license. Feels that greeting cards are a waste, so don't expect any unless you hint around for weeks in advance, and even then it'll be a miracle for him to step foot in a Hallmark store. Isn't much of a shopper, so when the holidays come, don't worry if your gift comes flat and in an envelope; he'd much rather you pick out/buy your own gifts. Is a typical man when it comes to sex; enjoys receiving more than giving, but you may be able to work out a barter system to get a foot or back rub. Is good for some laughs and good times, as long as you can tolerate the drawbacks.

Price Negotiable - Please Make Me An Offer