Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What's grosser than gross?

I'm not even sure how to begin this, as I'm absolutely disgusted.

I took a quick trip to the post office on my lunch break, and as I walked in towards the line, I noticed the last guy in line was doing something with his butt. But his hand was down the back of his pants, scratching around or doing something back there.

I immediately thought - well, that's gross.

And then it got so much worse. I see something flutter down to the ground out of the corner of my eye.

And I'm thinking - what the hell just fluttered from OUT OF HIS PANTS?

So I take my position behind him in line (I think I need to call in hazmat for a high pressure shower to cleanse myself) and notice this...



Unfortunately zoom and quality on cell phones really sucks - but trust me in that I was NOT getting close enough to get a good picture, so I went as far as my zoom would allow and hoped for the best.

Because friends -- what you see there is some sort of paper WITH SHIT ON IT!!!!!!!

No joke. I am 100% dead serious.

This man in front of me (who I overheard telling the clerk that he lost his PO box key (perhaps he should check in his ass?)) just WIPED HIS ASS IN THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE!!!!!

9 comments:

Southern Sage said...

that is definately gross
dayyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm

Melissa said...

LOL! Ok, it was funny on the phone but funnier once you wrote it out!!

Can you imagine? Ick!

SgtSudsWife said...

Ewwwwww.That is just nasty.How can people just do that.UGH

mackey said...

lmao!!!!
That is filthy McNasty!!!!!
If I were there I would have thrown up!!!!

Sassy One said...

I love you for taking a picture of it. I hear if you don't wipe your ass properly the willnots make it itch. Maybe that's his problem?

Melisa said...

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

I need to go look at photos of happy children and puppies now, to get that thought out of my head...

Nanci said...

That's grosser than gross. And then he probably handed something to the clerk, and used the same pen then next person had to use. Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

April said...

That is freakin' DISGUSTING!! I hope he didn't touch anything on the counter afterwards!! BLECH!!

Lacey said...

That is absolutely revolting.....blech!