Thursday, May 20, 2010

Strip Commute

My daily commute to work is pretty boring. I take the same route EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Sometimes I zone out so much (it's actually scary) that I will get to a certain point in my route, and I'll think, "Wow, how did I get over here already?!"

My drive in this morning started off routinely, until I turn from one major road to another and I catch a glipse of a man (probably 20s) peeling off his shirt quickly, and "striking a pose" as I pass. At this same moment, I realize there are 3 others taking their shirts off as well.

Then, as I glanced back, I could have sworn that I saw 1 of them undoing his pants.

I actually considered turning around. Because that is fabulous Facebook material, my friends.

And, not another 20 feet later I see a police car heading THEIR direction and my mind is immediately picturing the 4 guys, butt naked and busted, spreadin' 'em against the cop car, handcuffed.

I think I'll have to keep a close eye on the police blotter for the next few days.

2 comments:

Southern Sage said...

ummmm yeah can you ummm help me out with some bail money?

Lesa Antone said...

Love it! I used to commute from Huntington Beach to Los Angeles (LONG and BORING drive) so I can commiserate with you on that one.

I have seen some pretty hilarious and bizarre things on my drives, but yours takes the prize!