Thursday, May 20, 2010

Strip Commute

My daily commute to work is pretty boring. I take the same route EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Sometimes I zone out so much (it's actually scary) that I will get to a certain point in my route, and I'll think, "Wow, how did I get over here already?!"

My drive in this morning started off routinely, until I turn from one major road to another and I catch a glipse of a man (probably 20s) peeling off his shirt quickly, and "striking a pose" as I pass. At this same moment, I realize there are 3 others taking their shirts off as well.

Then, as I glanced back, I could have sworn that I saw 1 of them undoing his pants.

I actually considered turning around. Because that is fabulous Facebook material, my friends.

And, not another 20 feet later I see a police car heading THEIR direction and my mind is immediately picturing the 4 guys, butt naked and busted, spreadin' 'em against the cop car, handcuffed.

I think I'll have to keep a close eye on the police blotter for the next few days.


Southern Sage said...

ummmm yeah can you ummm help me out with some bail money?

Lesa Antone said...

Love it! I used to commute from Huntington Beach to Los Angeles (LONG and BORING drive) so I can commiserate with you on that one.

I have seen some pretty hilarious and bizarre things on my drives, but yours takes the prize!