My son is 8 and if you have a son of your own, you know that certain bodily functions work rather early on. When this first started happening to my boy, he would wiggle and act uncomfortable. When we'd question what his problem was, he simplified it by stating that his peepee was like a statue.
As if that wasn't funny enough, he has recently found a new way to describe this new "hardship" (pun intended).
Imagine my surprise, however, as we're walking thru Target's parking lot and he announces that his penis is "stale".
Gotta give the kid credit for creative adjectives.
1 comment:
Stale! That is priceless. Creative little guy and I will forever look at bread a different way.
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