Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Supporting Healthy Breasts

Did you know there is more than one type of breast cancer? I didn't until I was blog surfing and read this.

Here I am in the midst of the Boob-A-Thon and this woman's blog practically falls into my lap. Talk about inspiring.

I urge all of my readers - please be aware. And if something just doesn't seem right, get it checked out.

If you would like to participate in fundraising efforts to benefit the Susan G. Komen for the Cure and National Philanthropic Trust, that funds important breast cancer research, education, screening, and treatment, you can do so one of two ways.

By participating in my Boob-A-Thon, which you can read about here or you can help my good friend, Jules, in her walk efforts, by donating directly.

Thank you, and please take care of yourselves and your ta-ta's!

Top 10 Men That Make Me Tingle

Fantasies, dreams, wishing and praying....whatever it takes, I sure as heck wouldn't mind waking up with any of these guys next to me.

10. Vin Diesel


9. Cuba Gooding Jr.


8. Patrick Wilson


7. Michael Buble


6. Cole Hauser


5. Dane Cook


4. Wayne Brady


3. Matthew Fox


2. Aramis Ramirez


1. Matthew McConnaughey


So, who's your top 10?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Things Kids Say

The other evening I walked into my son's room to start getting the bedtime routine rolling. He was right in the middle of playing his Disney Cars racing game, and apparently he really wanted to win, but was trailing behind the other racers.

While I'm getting his bed turned down, I hear:

"This game sucks!"

Excuse me?

Sometimes I wonder if he's 6, or if I missed a decade and he's 16.

Monday, April 28, 2008

7 Deadly Sins

Greed:High
Gluttony:Very High
Wrath:Medium
Sloth:High
Envy:Medium
Lust:Very High
Pride:Medium


Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Boob-A-Thon (Round 7)

A few more sexy entries.....all of which will also be earning $3 apiece from Sage!

Teri:


~T:


Red:


It's not too late to participate! And if you prefer, you can remain anonymous (I will post your pic with just an initial/nickname/whatever you prefer and no linkage to your site).

Friday, April 25, 2008

Boob-A-Thon Lovin'!

Remember those fantastic Moobs I posted?

What? You don't remember? Well, then you've got to go check them out (I'd just repost the pic, but blogger is being an asshat at the moment and won't let me).

The owner of those Moobs has decided to participate with his own boob-a-thon of sorts -- he will be donating $3 for the cleavage from any of his readers that come here and participate.

How awesome is that? I think he's got a real thing for boobs.

So there you have it! Sage's cleavage-baring-readers will help Jules $5 at a time!

JOIN THE SNARKALICIOUS BOOB-A-THON NOW!!


Thursday, April 24, 2008

Don't Make Me Hose You!

I told you all before about the guy with the sound effects (and from here on out, he will be called Mr. Sound Effects). Let’s just say that he may have been a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Long story short; he made a ridiculous comment after he had already done several things that would make you shake your head in disbelief. So the other driver that witnessed and fell victim to all of that nonsense ….. well, he hosed him.

Yes, Mr. Sound Effects was hosed down.

At that point Mr. Sound Effects calls the other driver (at home at the time) and exclaims (insert nasal-y I-might-be-a-little-light-in-the-loafers voice)

“He hoooooooossssed me!”

(And yes, it was all drawn out and dramatic like that)

As a professional, I was not impressed with this behavior. Hosing off a fellow coworker is not acceptable, no matter how stupid and annoying the person may be acting. (Seriously, do you know how often I'd have to hose off my employees? Kidding. Maybe.)

As the person who loves to laugh and truly enjoys the lighter side of things – this little nugget of information was hysterical. A grown man hosing another grown man because they can’t get along - that is priceless! (What I wouldn't have paid to see that! I mean *ahem* no, no that is completely unprofessional!)

After we got past the scalding involved when an employee decides to open fire with a water hose, we found the true hilarity in the situation and it has become a running joke around the office.

That driver (and give me time, I will properly name each of them for future references) will never, ever live that incident down.

Boob-A-Thon (Round 6)

Normally I wait until I have at least a couple new racks to share. However, this one is so unique they deserve to be displayed all on their own.

Ladies and Gentlemen ..... I present you with .....

Our first pair of MAN-BOOBS (Moobs?)!

Southern Sage:


What a great sport! If he can do it, so can you!